YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN VANCOUVER WHEN…

1) A bucket welcomes you — and your umbrella — at a restaurant’s entrance.
2) -5 degrees Celsius is considered a “deep freeze.”
3) In a public washroom, you can see someone poop behind a 3-foot high stall door (“Say what?!!!” :s).
4) Calling customer service begins with a pre-recorded message saying: “for English, press 1, for Mandarin or Cantonese, press 2.”
5) Real estate prices increase three times faster than your salary.
6) Downtown back alleys are as large as the streets of Montreal.
7) Putting your little toe on the street makes cars come to a screeching halt.
8) A 5 centimeter snowfall makes schools close and people call off from work.
9) You can see two Starbucks’ at the same intersection.
10) Most people you know were not born and raised here.

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